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There once was a lady named Big Birtha. She decided one day that she wanted to get a tattoo on her butt. Big on one cheek and Birtha on the other. She went to the tattoo parlor and asked how much it would be. The parlor said that it would be $200. Birtha asked how much she could get for $50. The parlor said you can get a B on one cheek and a B on the other. She agreed. After it was done, Birtha went home and showed her husband.
And her husband asked, “Who’s Bob?”
This joke is filed under Wedding.
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There was a girl who wanted to get a tattoo on her butt cheeks.
She wanted it to say baby blue. So she went to a tattoo place and ask the the tattoo guy if he could put baby blue on her butt cheaks.
Baby on one side and blue on another. The tattoo guy said “OK, I charge $10.00 for each letter.” but the girl only had $20.00.
The guy said, “Tell you what, how about if I put ‘B’ on one side and another ‘B’ on the other side.”
The woman said, “OK!”
So he put it on her. ‘B’ on one side and ‘B’ on the other side.
After that she went home. When she got there her husband was all horny so he told her to strip for him. He got off on the stripping and told her that he want to fuck her in the ass.
As she was bending over her husband saw her tattoo and said, “WHO IN THE HELL IS BOB!!!”
This joke is filed under Wedding.
