Bob and Fred Go Fishing

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Bob and Fred are fishing in the lake when one lands a corked bottle. He pulls the cork, and a genie comes out.

“For freeing me from the bottle, I will grant you anything you wish,” says the genie.

Bob looks down at the empty cooler in the boat and says, “I wish this lake was filled with beer.”

There is the sound of a small poof, and suddenly the entire lake is filled with beer.

Bob looks at Fred and says, “Pretty good, eh?” But Fred is not happy.

“I don’t like it,” says Fred. “Now we’re gonna have to pee in the boat.”

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