Bob, Bob, Bob….

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Two women (one blonde, one brunette) go out for coffee and a chat. The brunette has 3 kids; the blonde has 30 kids.

Brunette says: “How do you keep track of all those kids?”
Blonde says: “Oh, it’s easy. All of them are named Bob”
Brunette says: “How does that work?”
Blonde says: “Well, when I want them to eat I just say, ‘Bob dinner’ and they all eat, when I say ‘Bob bed,’ they all go to bed.”
Brunette says: “But would if you just want to talk to one individual?”
Blonde says: “Oh that’s easy too. I just call them by their last names.”

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