Books to Read

1. Yellow River by I. P. Daly
2. Antlers in the Treetop by Hoo Goosed the Moose
3. Chinese Population Explosion by Wee Fukem Yung
4. Under the Grandstands by Seymore Hiney
5. Spots on the Wall by Hoo Flung Dung
6. Crotch Rot by Itchey Scratchy
7. Running to the Bathroom by Willey Makit, edited by Betty Wont
8. Gas Attack by I. Fartmore

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