Bored Old Lady
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Loading ...These four ladies were playing cards one Monday, and the 91-year-old lady said, “I am getting bored. I think I will get a job.”
Well, the other three ladies started laughing and said,”Where do you think you could find a job?”
She replied, “I don’t know, but I am going to try.”
A week went by, and they were playing cards again. The little 91-year-old lady said, “Well, I got a job.”
The others again started laughing and asked, “Where are you working?”
She said, “I am working for a sperm bank.”
Then they asked, “Well, whatever do you do there?”
She said, “I stand at the door and, as the men leave, I say, ‘Thank you for coming.’”