Bored Traveler
Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to the bartender and said, “Hey, about those Democrats in Congress…”
“Stop–I don’t permit talk about politics in my bar!” interrupted the bartender.
A few minutes later, the gent tried again, “People say that the Pope…”
“Whoa, no religious talk either,” the bartender cut in.
“Look, how about sex? Can I talk sex?”
“Sure,” said the bartender.
The man then said, “F**K YOU,” as he was walking out.