Bored Traveler

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Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to the bartender and said, “Hey, about those Democrats in Congress…”

“Stop–I don’t permit talk about politics in my bar!” interrupted the bartender.

A few minutes later, the gent tried again, “People say that the Pope…”

“Whoa, no religious talk either,” the bartender cut in.

“Look, how about sex? Can I talk sex?”

“Sure,” said the bartender.

The man then said, “F**K YOU,” as he was walking out.

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