Bored With The Wife

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Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he’s going to divorce his wife.

“Good grief,” says Jim, “You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?”

“Well,” replies Fred, “Truth be known I’m just bored with pokin’ the same hole night after night after night. I guess I’m hankerin’ for a bit of variety.”

Jim thinks for a while and then suggests, “Well if you want variety, why don’t you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?”

Fred shakes his head and says, “What - and have a house full of kids???”

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