Boudreaux & Thibodeaux…
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were standing at Heaven’s Gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter.
Thibodeaux: “How did you get here?”
Boudreaux: “Hypothermia. You?”
Thibodeaux: “You won’t believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of screwing around and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so badly about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack.”
Boudreaux: “Tee boy, if you had just checked the walk-in freezer, we’d both be alive!”