boy gets laid
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Loading ...A boy comes home from school one day and goes to his mom and says “Mom, Mom, guess what! I got laid today!”
The mom looks at him and says “What?! You go to your room and stay there until your father comes home.”
When the father comes home the mother tells him what happened to their son at school.
The father goes to see the boy he says, “Well your mother told me what you did at school.”
The boy looks scared.
“Good job” says the father.
The next day the father comes home from work. He goes to the boys room and asks, “Did you get laid again today?”
“No, my butt still hurts from yesterday.”