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Three boys went fishing by a stream. One of the boys left and was peeking through some nearby bushes. When the other two boys went to see what he was looking at, the little boy ran.
So the two boys looked through the bushes and saw a naked woman swimming.
When the two boys caught up to the first and asked why he ran away, he replied, “My mom told me that if I ever saw a naked woman I would turn to stone…..and part of me started getting hard so I ran!!”
This joke is filed under Funny Stories.
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Two little boys were in the hospital. The first kid leaned over and asked, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid said, “I’m here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid said, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jell-o and ice cream. It’s a piece of cake!”
The second kid then asked, “What are you in here for?”
The first kid responded, “Well, I’m here for a circumcision.”
The second kid said, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year!”
This joke is filed under Funny Stories.
