Bragging rights
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Loading ...Four men went golfing together one day; the three men started for the first tee while the other went to pay his bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he is so successful he gave a friend a new home - for free!”
The second man said “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs.”
The third man, not to be outdone, said, “My son is a stock broker and he is doing so well he gave a friend an entire stock portfolio.”
The fourth man had finally joined them on the tee after paying the bill. The first man mentioned that they were talking about their sons and asked, “How is your boy doing?”
The fourth man rather sheepishly replied, “Well, I’m not proud to say that my son is gay, but he must be doing something good-his last three boyfriends gave him a house, two Cadillacs, and a stock portfolio.”
