Bragging Texan

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“I know that smart-alec Tex,” said the first cowboy. “He’s going to start bragging about that new car he bought as soon as he gets here.”

“Not Tex,” said the second guy. “He’ll always just be a good ol’ boy. When he walks in, I’m sure all he’ll says is ‘hello.’”

“I know Tex better than either of you,” said the third man. “He’s so smart, he’ll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now….”

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, “Audi, Partners!”

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