Brain Surgery
There was a guy who neede brain surgery. The doctor told him that there was a man’s brain for 500,000 dollars and a woman’s brain for 200,000 dollars.
The guy went home and discussed it with his wife on what they should do. When he told her the prices for the brains, she became a little offended.
She went in to the doctor and asked him why the woman’s brain costs less and the doctor simply replied, “Because it’s been used more.”