Breaststroke

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There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red Head and they had a competition to swim breaststroke across the English Channel. So off they went.

15 hours later the Brunette and the Red Head got out of the water. 5 hours later the Blonde got out of the water. ‘I want to protest. I want a judge,’ she screamed

‘What for,’ they asked.

‘You two used your arms.’

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