Breath Mints
A waitress has just finished giving her manager a headjob in the store room. She checks her appeareance in a mirror and returns to the dining areas to check on her customers.
A gay man enters and is seated in her section. She goes over to him and not realizing how tall he is even seated she welcomes him and asks what he’d like to drink.
Sniffing the air of her breath the gay says, “Oh!” I just love your breath mints.”