Broom Factory

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A young girl of thirteen went to work in a broom factory. After two months, she gave the boss a two-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go, since she was hardworking, knew her job and did it quite well. He called her into his office and said, “But why do you want to quit?” he asked.

“Nothing, I just want to quit, that’s all,” she said sullenly.

“Look, I’ll give you a raise,” he said.

“No,” she said.

“You can’t just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me,” he said….

“Okay, if you must know…” said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair…. “Look, I haven’t had this before. It’s the broom’s bristles, I tell you….”

Tickled by her innocence, he took of his underwear, too, and showed his, and said, “Ha ha…My Dear, it’s nature. Look, I have it, too….”

“OH, NO!” the girl cried. “I can’t wait two weeks. I quit NOW! Not only do you have the BRISTLES, but you’ve grown the HANDLE as well.”