budweiser and your mother
This guy in New York bought a lotto ticket everyday, and everyday he told his son,
” son, if I win the lotto, it’s going to be France, champagne and Brigitte Bardot.”
The next day again he comes home shows the lotto tickets to his son and says, “son, if I win the lotto it’s going to be France, champagne and Brigitte Bardot.” Finally his son, tired of hearing the same thing, askes, ” Dad what if you dont win?”
His dad replies, ” Then it will be Brooklyn, Budweisser and your mother!”