Bull Auction
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Loading ...A couple takes advantage of a beautiful Sunday afternoon to attend an auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, “See! That was more than 5 times a month!”
The second bull is to be sold: “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.”
Again, the wife bugs her husband: “Hey, that’s some 10 times a month. What do you say to THAT?”
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”
The wife then slaps her husband on the arm and yells, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!”
The husband was really angry by now and yells back, “Sure, once a day!…But ask the auctioneer if it was 365 times with the same COW!!!”
