bulls-eye

Once there was a man who bought a guitar. He went down the street and played it for a dog, and the dog died. He walked further down the street and stopped to play for a cat, and the cat fell over and died.
So the man hung up his guitar afraid that if he played it for himself he would die. About a week later he sees an ad in the paper that reads, ‘angry bull, reward for the one that can kill it.’
When he gets there he sits down with his guitar. The owner of the bull askes, “Are you sure you want to do this?” the man with the guitar answers, “yes.” After opening the gate the man with the guitar dies.
when he got to heaven, he asked God,”Why did I die and not the bull?” God answered him, “the bull is deaf”

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