Bully incident

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A young child was constantly picked on by an older one, who would make him cry. His Mother told him, “The next time he bullies you, hit him as hard as you can!” The younger boy saw the bully in the park the next day, snuck up behind him and hit him in the back of the head, super hard, knocking the bully out cold.

The little kid went home and bragged to his Mother about his success. His Mother said, “Let me see your hand.” Puzzled, the boy extended his hand toward her, for her examination.

After looking it over carefully, she said, “If you hit him as hard as you say you did, I’m surprised you didn’t break your fingers.”

The boy responded, “Heck, Mom, I’m surprised I didn’t break THE BAT!”

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