Bunch of Cows

city boy: “Look at that bunch of cows!”
farm boy: “Not bunch, herd.”
city boy: “Heard what?”
farm boy: “…of cows.”
city boy: “Sure, I’ve heard of cows!”
farm boy: “No, I mean a cow herd.”
city boy: “I don’t care, I have no secrets from them.”

This joke is filed under Religious.