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What did the priest say when he saw mosquitoes in church?

Let us spray.

Why did the witches stop work?

Because they needed to rest a spell.

Why are people fatter In the morrning?

They are WIDE awake.

What shape is an empty parrot cage?

A polygon

What would a lawyer do if his wife pushes him down the tollet?

Sewer

Where do you buy rude T-shirts?

The menSWEAR department

What type of cowboy lends money?

A lone (loan) ranger

What type of exercises do cats do?

Puss ups

Where do cooks keep their Knickers?

In the PANTry

Why don’t actors like having a bald head?

They can’t get a part.

Why wouldn’t the bank give the rabbit a housing loan?

He had burrowed enough already!

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