Bunga
Some explorers are hiking through a jungle in Africa. They come upon a tribe which frowns on trespassers.
“We have two forms of punishment for trespassers,” the tribe leader anounces, “Death… or Bunga.”
The first explorer says, “Well I don’t want to die, I choose Bunga, whatever that is.” So then, every man in the tribe whips off their clothes, and has sex with him until he is dead.
The next explorer, surprised, says, “Well if I’m going to die anyways, I choose death, to die with dignity.”
The tribe leader replies, “Okay, I sentence you to death, by Bunga!”