Burning Building

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Alex, Roy and David escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket
for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to Alex, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”

Alex jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The fireman laugh as he slams into the pavement like a tomato.

“C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!” say the firemen to Roy. “Oh no! You’re gonna pull the blanket away!” says Roy. The firemen shout “No! It’s Alex we can’t stand! We’re OK with you.”

“OK,” says Roy, and he jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away and start dancing as Roy is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, David steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, “Jump! You have to jump!”

“No way! You’re just gonna pull the blanket away!” yelled David.

“No! Really! You have to jump! We won’t pull the blanket away!”

“Look,” David says. “Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you’re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it…”

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