Bush’s Presidential Theme Song
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Loading ...The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”)
Come and listen to my story ’bout a boy named Bush
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush
He drank like a fish while he was drivin’ all about
But that didn’t matter ‘cuz his daddy bailed him out!
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie went to Yale
He couldn’t spell his name but they never let him fail
He spent all his time hangin’ out with student folk
And that’s when he learned how to snort a line of coke!
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
The next thing you know there’s a war in Vietnam
Kin folks say, “George, you stay at home with Mom”
Let the common people get maimed and scarred
We’ll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Privilege.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord
He said, “Now the White House is the place I wanna be”
So he called his daddy’s friends and they called the GOP!
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, e-lection is running late
Kin folks said “Jeb, give the boy your state”
“Don’t let those folks get into the polls”
So they put up barricades so they couldn’t punch their holes!
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes had gone stepped in
Told all the voters “Hey, we just want George to win”
“Stop counting votes!” was their solemn invocation
And that’s how George finally got his coronation!
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y’all come vote now. Ya hear?
