Buttercups

There are two guys playing golf, and they both hit their balls way into the rough. They agree to go find their balls and meet on the fairway later.

The first guy is pretty sure he hit his into the big patch of buttercups, so he goes over and starts beating the hell out of the buttercups with his club looking for his ball.

All of a sudden, an angel comes down from heaven and tells him that he can NEVER have any butter again for ruining one of God’s creations in such a manner.

The guy doesn’t care and goes back to the fairway to tell his friend what happened. He told him and then his friend says, “You think that’s bad? I hit my ball into the pussywillows!”

This joke is filed under Golf.