by the grace of god
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Loading ...Two men were out hunting one day,when one man says to the other i’ve gotta shit. His friend tells him to make sure he goes downwind so he won’t scare the deer.
After the first man had been gone for about twenty minutes a huge deer comes walking up and the remaining man shoots it. When hisfriend didn’t yell out to ask if he killed it , he deciced he should search for the man. Thinking his buddy may have fallen and hurt himself he set off in the direction the first man had taken. To his surprise he topped the hill to see his friend leaned against a tree with his pants around his ankles sound asleep.
He decides he will play a joke on his buddy so he guts the deer, and piles the entrails under his friend.
Later that night his friend makes it back to camp and exclaims “You won’t beleive what happened to me”.
“What?”
“well I was taking a dump and I fell asleep when I woke up Ihad shit out my innards!!”
“What did you do ?” asked his friend expecting a very humorous response.
“Well BY the grace of GOD and these two fingers I got “em all back in!”