Bye Bye Outhouse
An Amish family decides to send their son to the army.
When the boy comes back, he has a little oval green thing in his hand.
He goes to his mother to ask her what it is.
“Mom, what is this thing?”
The mother replies, “I’m not sure. Go ask your father.”
So the boy asks his father what it is.
“What is this dad?”
His father replies, “I think it’s one of those things that you pull the pin and throw.”
So the boy pulls the pin on top of it and throws. It then lands on the outhouse and it blows up. All the manure and wood flies into the air and then lands in one big pile in front of them. Then Grandpa sticks his head out and says, “Boy, I’m glad I didn’t let that one in the house.”