Can you help me?
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Loading ...A man named Joe walked into a men’s room and saw a row of urinals along the wall. There was another man standing in front of the urinal, but he was not using it. His hands were all curled up. There was nobody else in the men’s room. Joe went and stood by the other man and used the urinal. When Joe had finished, the other man spoke. He said, “Sir, I don’t have the full use of my hands. Can you help me?”
Joe said, “Well, what do you want me to do?”
The man asked, “Can you please unzip me?” Joe was feeling uncomfortable, but he looked around and nobody else was there. He said, “Ok,” and reached over and unzipped the man’s pants.
Then the man said, “Sir, kind sir, I don’t have the full use of my hands. Can you please take it out?”
Joe was feeling even more uncomfortable, but he was trying to help this poor man. So, he reached over and took it out for the man. The man proceeded to urinate and then said,
“Sir, can you flick off the last few drops?”
Joe looked around again and said, “Ok.” Then Joe reached over and flicked off the last few drops.
Then, the man reached down and put it back in his pants, zipped up and walked away and said, “Thank you so much! I thought this nail polish would never dry!”
