Canadian Beer
There were three men sitting at a bar. One was Chinese, one was American and the other was Canadian.
All of the sudden a fly landed in each of the men’s bar mugs.
The Chinese man pushed his mug away and proclaimed that he wanted another beer free of cost.
The American took out the fly and continued drinking his beer.
The Canadian grabbed the fly by the wings and started shaking it over his mug shouting, “Spit it out you bastard, spit it out!”