Cannibal’s Q&A
Q: What did the notorious cannibal Hannibal Lecter do when he entered an “eat-all-you-can” restaurant?
A: He had two waiters, one busboy and half a maitre’d.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his butt.
Q: What did the cannibal say when he first saw a skating rink?
A: “What do you know … People on the rocks!”
Q: Why do cannibals avoid eating stand-up comedians?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: Why did the cannibals stir fry the Franciscan monks instead of roasting them?
A: Because they are friars.