Car Crash Incident

One poor old fellow is driving along one day and has a really bad car accident… he wakes up in hospital and can only see out of one eye… the doctor looks at him and say “I’m sorry, but we had to replace one of your eyes… with a rounded piece of rimu tree”

So when he gets out of hospital his mate comes round and tries to cheer him up by taking him to the bar. When they get there they see this lady checking him out. “Aw, mate I think that chick is checkin you out… go say hi to her!”

His friend says, “Yeah but look at that lump on the back of her back…” His friend stared at him sadly.

“Oh, what the hell…” he said reluctantly.

So he stumbles over to her and leans on the table and says “Would you like to dance?” In return she says “Would I?!?”.

In haste and anger the man says “WOOD EYE?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU HUMPBACKED BITCH!”

This joke is filed under Medical.