Cat Burglars
Two thieves decided to break into a rich man’s house one night. To avoid being seen by anyone, they decided to enter through the chimney. Unaware that the rich man was at home, the first thief began to climb down the chimney, quite noisily.
“Who’s there?” asked the rich man.
“Meow, meow,” said the first thief, imitating a cat. Convinced that it was only a cat, the rich man went back to watching television.
After awhile, the second thief began to make his way down the chimney, just as noisily as the first thief.
“Who’s there?” asked the rich man once again.
Convinced that he could trick the rich man, the second thief replied, quite confidently:
“It’s just another cat, Sir!”