Cataracts

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A Chinese man goes to an optometrist complaining of vision loss. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with your eyes. You have Cataracts,” the doctor says.

“No,” says the Chinese man, “I have a Rincoln Continental!”

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