Blonde Jokes

how do you make a blond laugh on friday tell her the joke on wednesday

Help,Help!! said the blonde “my house is on fire!!”. the man down the street said call the cops. she was dialing she pushed the nine and said “where’s the eleven?”

Why are there sooooo many blonde jokes????

A: Because brunettes have nothing better to do on Saturday night.

There was a blonde driving a car, and all was going fine until the car started speeding up it hit a lot of bumps and she was thrown off , but her foot was caught in a wire her head was bouncing dangerously close to the ground. Just when she was about to give up hope, a Walmart employee came out and unplugged the car.

There was a blonde nurse that worked at a nursing home. She came into the nursing home one morning with this red permanent marker in her breast pocket.

The CNA said to her, “Why are you carrying around a red permanent marker in your pocket?”

Then she looks at the CNA and adds: “I carry around the red pen in case I have to draw blood!”