Blonde Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy to finish the puzzle in 4 years.

Because the box said years 2-6

1. What does a blonde’s mother say to her before going out at night?

If your not in bed by 10, come home.

2. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

3. What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and a brunette?

You don’t need to give the blonde as much alcohol.

I gave my friend who is a blonde a bumper sticker that read, “There is no such thing as a dumb blonde!” A few hours after leaving her house, she called me and asked if I had another bumper sticker. I told her no, but asked why she needed another one. She explained to me that she was going to put the bumper sticker upside down as a joke, but instead she accidentally put it right side up. I guess it takes all kinds.

One day, there was a blonde in a museum looking at the paintings, when she noticed one that made her speechless, as she stared studying it very closely, she assumed it to be a Picasso, but then a guy knocked her out of the way and starting combing his hair in front of it.

why did the blonde burn her ear while ironing? The phone rang!!

why did the blonde climb to the roof of the pub? she heard the drinks were on the house!!

two blondes on their way to disneyland and they come across a fork in the road. the sign said disneyland left…so they went home!!