(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...Two blondes lock their keys in their car, so one blonde trys to break in. The other blonde just stands there. Eventually the first blonde says,”I can’t break in!” and the seconed blonde replies, “Well keep trying it looks like its going to rain and the tops down.”
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...Q. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A BLONDE WAS IN YOUR FRIDGE?
A. THERE IS LIPSTICK ON THE PICKLES.
(2 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...A man walks in to an elevator with a blonde already in it. She looks at him and says T-G-I-F (only letters). He says S-H-I-T (only letters). Then she says again T-G-I-F (only letters).
She tries one more time but this time she puts on a great big smile trying to be nice and says, “T-G-I-F.” Then he looks at her and puts on a great big smile too, and says, “S-H-I-T.”
She finally decides to tell the man what it stands for since he isn’t getting it.
“Thank Goodness It’s Friday. Get it?”
He says, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...A blonde was working on painting her house when all of a sudden the ladder falls on top of her and she passes out.
Not remembering any thing about it, The blonde goes and scratches her self. She feels a pain and immediatley goes to her docter.
She sits down and the docter asks her what happened. Well docter, I was painting my house when the ladder fell on top of me and I passed out.That is all I remember.
Well then my dear, there is nothing the matter with you. Oh yes there is.Watch. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. The blonde replies while poking her self.There is nothing the matter with you deer. Yes there is watch. Ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. There is nothing the mater with you!!!…..Except for the fact that your finger is broken.
