Blonde Jokes

How did the blonde get her head stuck in the steering wheel?

A: She tried to blow the horn.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

She thought maxi pads had wings!

Q: What is a blonde girls motto?

A: If at first you don’t succeed, suck some more, you’ll soon suck seed.

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference.

The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs.

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, “What are those for?”

The elderly gentleman replied, “There are two things I can’t stand:
The sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber.”

Have you heard of the new paint Sherwin Williams came up with?

It’s called blonde, not very bright and easy to spread!