Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear tampons w/ extra long cords?

So the crabs can bungee jump, of course!!

One day there were 3 blondes who were locked out of their car trying to open it with a hanger.

One blonde tried to use a hanger. It didn’t work.

Another blonde tried the same thing but it didn’t work. Same thing happened to the other blonde.

Then the clouds started to form and the blonde who owned the car said, “Hurry up, it is about to rain and the top is still down.”

A blonde and a brunette were speeding down a highway. The brunette said, “Watch out for any cop’s lights.”

After a while the brunette said, “Are there any cop’s lights behind us?”

And the blonde said, “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no….”

There was a blonde who called the fire dept and said, “Come quick my house is on fire.” The operator said, “Well how do I get there?” The blonde said, “Duh! the big red truck.”

One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in the middle of nowhere when their car breaks down.

The brunette says, “We should take the things that we need to survive because we have to walk to the nearest town.” She then picks up some food and says, “We will need this.”

The redhead picks up a bottle of water and says, “We will need this.”

The blonde tries to pull the door off the car. The other two ask, “What are you doing?”

The blonde says, “We will need this because if it rains we can roll the window up.”