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blonde brain surgery

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What does a doctor say before proceeds with brain surgery on a blonde ?

Space ………. the final frontier.


LADY IN BAR

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A BLONDE WALKED INTO A BAR AND SHE WAS WEARING ONE OF THOSE TIGHT 70′S PANTS.

THE BARTENDER SAID “HOW DO YOU GET INTO THOSE TIGHT PANTS”.

THE LADY REPLIED FIRST YOU HAVE TO START WITH BUYING ME A DRINK.


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    Q: What do you call a blonde with nasal drip?

    A: Full


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  • Blonde Poll

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    This blonde is walking through the mall one day, when a man walks up to her and says, “Good afternoon, ma’am. Would you like to take a poll?”

    The blonde answers, “Sure. Does the flag come with it?”


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  • double fake

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    Why do women fake orgasms ?

    Because men fake foreplay !


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