Blonde Jokes

A woman was looking for a room to stay at. She went to the nearest house and knocked on the door. When the owner of the house answered, the woman asked, “Do you have a room I can stay at tonight?” The man said, “Yeah, but you’ve got to sleep with my retarded son.” She said, “No, thanks anyways.”

She went to the next house. When the owners answered the door, she asked for a room. They said, “Okay, but you have to sleep with our retarded son.” Since this was the last house around, the woman agreed.

Later that night, their son got home and found her naked in his room, sitting on the bed. The woman had her legs spread a little bit as she asked, “Do you know what I want?” He said, “No.”

She spread her legs a bit more and asked, “Do you know what I want?” Again he said, “No”.

Then she spread her legs all the way across the bed and asked, “NOW do you know what I want?!” He said, “You want the whole damn bed, but you ain’t getting it!”

Q: What is the diffence between a misquito and a blonde?

A: When you smack a misquito it stops sucking!

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday!”

Q. Why was the blonde staring at the Tropicana box???
A. Because the box said concentrate

I Know a blonde that was so stupid that…..
she called me for my #
she spent 20 mins. looking a the O.J. bottle b/c it said “concentrate”
she put lipstick on her forehead b/c she wanted to make-up her mind
she tried to drown a fish
If you gave her a penny 4 her thoughts you’d get change
under “education” on her application she put “Hooked On Phonics”
If she were to speak her mind she’d be speechless
she thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats
she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.