Blonde Jokes

Q: What does a blonde call dark color hair dye???

A: Artificial intelligence!

Q: Why do blondes like sunroofs?

A: More “Leg” room!

What do you call a blonde in university?

LOST!!!!!!

Q: What do you call 4 blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A: Air Bubbles

A flat-chested blonde wanted to have her breasts enlarged but she did not want to undergo surgery. So she consulted a witch doctor who gave her a pill to swallow. After swallowing the pill, the blonde was told by the witch doctor that what she had swallowed was a magic pill. Everytime a man would say the word ‘pardon’ to her, her breasts would grow an inch bigger.

After leaving the office of the witch doctor, the blonde bumped into a male pedestrian who said, “Pardon me, ma’am.” Immediately she felt her breasts growing an inch. The blonde was ecstatic that the magic pill was working. At a busy street corner, a hurried delivery boy bumped into her and said, “Beg your pardon, miss.” Again her breasts grew an inch bigger.

Feeling the need to celebrate, the blonde walked into a Chinese restaurant to order her favorite dish. When she was walking towards an unoccupied table, a Chinese waiter accidentally bumped into the blonde. The waiter bowed several times and said, “A thousand pardons, madam!”

The next day, the headlines read, “Chinese waiter crushed by a pair of torpedoes!”