Blonde Jokes

A blonde walks outside opens her mailbox, slams it shut, and storms back inside mad. The guy next door can’t figure out what that was all about. Five minutes later she does the same thing and the guy still can’t get it so he goes outside to wait for a third time. Three minutes later she does it again and the guy asks her, “Why do you keep running out here opening your mailbox and then storm back in?” The blonde replies, “I don’t get it! every time I get on the internet my computer says that I’ve got mail but when I come out here and check there is nothing.”

This voluptuous young blonde owns a small hairy dog that goes by the name of Titswiggle. She adores the dog so much that she treats it as one of the family.

One day, after coming home from work, she discovers her beloved dog has run away from home. Frantically she goes around the neighborhood searching every nook and cranny and calling out her dog’s name. She is so desperate that she resorts to knocking on the doors of her neighbors’ homes to ask if they have seen her missing dog. All to no avail until she knocks on the door of the house where Little Johnny lives.

When asked if he has seen her dog of which she gives a detailed description, Little Johnny tells her that he may have seen a stray dog matching the missing dog’s description just this morning.

The blonde becomes so excited by Little Johnny’s revelation that she exclaims, “So you have seen my Titswiggle !”

“Well, ma’am, I haven’t seen those tits of yours do that yet but if you don’t mind, can that be my reward instead?”

Have you heard about the sequel to Dumb and Dumber?

Its going to be called Blonde and Blonder!

There was a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, a tooth fairy, and Santa Claus. They were walking down the sidewalk, and saw a 10 dollar bill laying on the ground.

WHO PICKED IT UP??? No one, why?? Because Santa Claus and the tooth fairy don’t exist. There is no such thing as a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gumwrapper!

What does a good basketball team and a bad basketball team have in common with a blonde?

They all score.