Blonde Jokes

One day, Jim’s mom comes over to dinner, and was very curious about his roomate, Juli. Juli was blonde, thin, and very pretty. Then Jim said, ” Mothe, I know what you are thinking about things goin’ on between me and Juli, but there is nothing, we are just roomates.”
Well his mother understood but was still curious.
About two weeks lator, Juli came up to Jim and said, “Jim, ever since your mom came here, I’ve been missing my real nice watch that cost me $500.”
Jim said he would write a letter to his motherand this is what he wrote:
“Dear mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’, but I’m not saying you ‘didn’t’ take Juli’s watch that she’s benn missing ever since you came here for dinner.
Love, Jim”
Afew weeks lator, the letter from Jim’s mother came back, it said:
“Dear Jim,
I’m not saying you ‘do’ but I’m not saying you ‘don’t’ sleep with Juli, because by now she would of found her watch if she was actually sleeping in her own bed.
Love, Mommy”

Question:
What do you call a blonde that knows her ABC’s?

Answer: GIFTED, OR LUCKY.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a 10 storey building?

A: She thought her pad had wings.

Three girls in college were all out at dates. One was a Brunette, another was a Red head and the last was a blonde.

They returned at the same time and the Brunette said, “You know its a good date when your hair is messed up”

The red head said “No, you know its a good date when your lip stick is all sumged”

The blonde ripped off her panties and threw them against the wall where they stuck and said “No, thats a good date!”

The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

Innocently, she says, “Why, Officer?”

“Because your breast is exposed.”

“OH, MY GOD!” says the blonde. “I forgot my baby on the BUS!!!”