Christian Jokes

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah…
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

A Jewish man was rather upset because he thought that he had brought his son up right, taught him the faith, and given him a good childhood, but his son grew up and became a Christian.

He took this problem to his Rabbi, and told him all about it. His Rabbi said, “Funny you should come to me about this. You see, I thought that I had brought up my son correctly. I taught him the faith, and sent him to one of the most prominent Jewish schools. He grew up and became a Christian.”

“What did you do?” said the man.
“I took my problem to God,” said the Rabbi.
“Well, what did he say?” the man inquired anxiously.
“He said, ‘Funny you should come to me about this…’”

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Why wasn’t Jesus Christ born in Australia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

Yo mamma’s so tall, when she did a cartwheel she kicked Jesus.