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Loading ...One fine spring day, the Pope’s aide rushes into His office - “Your Holiness!! Your Holiness!! There’s big news! But it’s good and bad.”
The Pope replies, “Well, give me the good news first.”
His aide, beaming a smile says, “Jesus Christ has returned! He’s on the phone right now asking for you!”
The Pope exclaims “What can possibly be bad about that?!”
The aide replies, “He’s calling from Salt Lake City!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A rabbi had a terrible car wreck and was rushed to a local Catholic hospital. After the doctors patched him up, he recuperated in the orthopedic ward for several weeks.
As he recovered from his injuries, he became friends with a nun who was a nurse there.
One day, she came into his room and noticed that the crucifix on the wall was missing. She asked him good-naturedly, “Rabbi, what have you done with the crucifix?”
“Oh, Sister,” chuckled the rabbi, “I just figured one suffering Jew in this room was enough.”
(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time on an airplane, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.
After awhile, he turned to her and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there, do you?”
The lady replied, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.”
He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?”
She replied, “Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.”
He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?”
The lady said, “Well, I don’t really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him.”
“What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically.
“Then you can ask him,” replied the lady.
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...It was way past midnight and a man was robbing a house. Just then he hears this voice say, “Jesus is gonna get you!”
The robber thinks nothing of it and begins to take the T.V. when he hears the voice again: “Jesus is gonna get you!”
The robber discovers that the noise is from a parrot, so he walks up to the parrot and says, “What’s your name, little guy?”
The parrot replies, “Moses”.
The robber says, “What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?”
The parrot replies, “The same idiot that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Susie and John are sitting in Primary class during church, John is sitting behind Susie and starts to fall a sleep. The teacher asks, “what did the sick man say to Jesus?”
And the teacher calls on susie, who is sleeping, the answer of the question.Then John pokes susie in the back with a pen.and Susie cries out “Oh,holy Christ!”
The teacher asks an other question. “What did Christ say to the lord in his prayr?”
And she calls on Susie again, and John again pokes Susie in the spine with a pen. Susie cries out “Oh, mercifal Lord!”
Then the teacher asks the question, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 22nd child?”
She once again calls on Susie to answer the question, and again John pokes Susie in the spine with a pen. And Susie cries out, “Poke me with that thing one more time……!”
