Ethnic Cultural Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Mormon?

A: A basement full of stolen canned goods.

Classroom scene:

The teacher walks into her fifth grade class and says: “OK children, today we will not use the textbook.” All the children were happy, especially those who didn’t get their homework done.

Teacher goes on to say, “Today we will be talking about colours, and we will use our imagination to talk about colours. Can anyone tell me a story about colours?”

An Irish boy raises his hand and starts “My daddy is a policeman and he wears a BLUE uniform, he carries a BROWN briefcase to work and he loves my mommy, especially when she’s wearing that nice RED blouse”.

Teacher says, “Splendid John, well done, anyone else?’

An Indian boy stands up and starts, “This marning ven I vas atahome, I vas vaching tele vhen de fone ring, GRIIN GRIIN, so I be saying, YELLOW can I be helping yooo, no vhan vas dare, so I be putting down the phone, PINK. Thank you for my story.”

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tony Tokamoto!

After many years, a young Talmud student who had left the old country for America, returns to visit his family.

“But, where is your beard?” asks his mother upon seeing him.

“Mama,” he replies, “in American, nobody wears a beard.”

“But at least you keep the Sabbath?” Mama asks.

“Mama, business is business. In America, everybody works on the Sabbath.”

“But kosher food, you still eat?” asks Mama.

“Mama, in American, it is very difficult to keep kosher.”

The old lady ponders this information and then leans over and whispers in his ear, “Isaac, tell me, are you still circumcised?”

A Chinese man goes to an optometrist complaining of vision loss. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with your eyes. You have Cataracts,” the doctor says.

“No,” says the Chinese man, “I have a Rincoln Continental!”