Ethnic Cultural Jokes

African American guy walks into a pet store with his parrot to buy some birdseed.

He walks up to the counter, and points to the seed.

The cashier gets it for him, and while he rings it up, he says, “He’s beautiful! Where did you get him from?”

Parrot says, “In Africa. There’s millions of them!”

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Clintons Operation Vowel Drop

CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO SERBIA and BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Yugoslavia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Yugoslav names more pronounceable.

“For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world,” Clinton said. “Today, the United States must finally stand up and say ‘Enough.’

It is time the people of Yugoslavia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble endeavour.”

The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Movement by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of “E’s,” will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels.

“My God, I do not think we can last another day,” Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. “I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one ‘E.’ Please.” Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: “With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream.”

The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L’s, S’s and T’s.

WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A JEW AND A CANOE?THE CANOE ATLEASTS TIPS SOMETIMES!

A senior girl in Arkansas was upset because she didn’t have a date to her Senior Prom, so she asked her brother to take her.

He said, “No no no, you’re my sister.”

“Please please please?” she said.

“Well OK,” he said. So he took her to the Prom.

When they got there, she said, “Will you dance with me?”

“No no no, you’re my sister,” he said.

“Please please please?”

“Well OK,” so he dances with her.

After the Prom, she says, “Can we go driving around?”

“No no no, you’re my sister,” he said.

“Please please please?”

“Well OK”, so they go driving around.

After awhile, they ran out of gas, so they were parked.

“Will you kiss me?” she asked.

“No no no, you’re my sister.”

“Please please please?” she begged.

“Well OK,” so he kisses her.

“Will you have sex with me?” she asked.

“Alright, I’m drawing the line here, you’re my sister, no way.”

“Please please please?” she asked.

“Well, OK,” so he has sex with her.

When they’re finished, he gets off her and she looks at him and says, “Wow, you’re a lot heavier than dad.”

“I know,” her brother replied. “That’s what mom says.”

One day a skunk is walking by a pond, and hears someone crying.
He turns around and there’s a duck.
He asks”Why are you crying?”
The duck replies, “I have no idea what animal I am!”
The skunk says, ” I’ll help you figure out what animal you are.”
The duck thanks him.
So the skunk says, “Well…you look like a duck, you waddle like a duck, and you quack like a duck…sooo you must be a duck!”
The duck thanks the skunk and both walk their sepparate ways.
The the duck turns around because he hears the skunk start crying.
The duck asks, “Now why are YOU crying?”
The skunk says, ” I have no idea what animal I am either.”
The duck replies, “I’ll help you then.”
So the duck says, “Well, you’re not really white but not really black either and you smell like shit! So you must be a cuban.”