Ethnic Cultural Jokes

Q: Why were there only 600 mexicans at the alamo?

A: Because they only had two vans.

1) You might be a redneck if your family reunion is held at a rest area.
2) If your wife says “Billy-Bob, take the carburetor out of the car so I can take a bath,”
you might be a redneck.
3) If you think the last three words of the national anthem is “start your engines.”
3) You might be a redneck if your family is half your town’s population!
4) You might be a redneck if you want to grow up to host your own fishing show.
5) You might be a redneck if you surf the internet in your speedo.
6) You know you’re a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it
loops.
7) You might just be a red neck if you house has wheels and your car doesn’t. You might be a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your shoe size
9) If you think that buddhism is a type of beer worship you might be a redneck.
10) You might be a redneck if you went to your mother’s prom!
11) You might be a redneck if you hear a triangle play at the opera house and you ask, “where’s dinner?”
12) You know your a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth.
13) You might be a redneck if you still have to put wood in the stove.
14) You might be a redneck if your T.V. antenna is a bread tie.

1.BARCODE: The fighting rules down at the local tavern.
2.BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick.
3.BYTE: What the pit bull did to cousin Jim Bob
4.CACHE: What you have to resort to when you run out of food stamps.
5.CHIP: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
6.CRASH: When you go to Junior’s party uninvited
7.DIGITAL: Counting on your fingers
8.DISKETTE: A female disco dancer
9.FAX: The only thing the FBI is interested in
10.HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
11.KEYBOARD: Where you hang your keys to the tractor
12.MAC: Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
13.MODEM: I.Q. comparison (as in “she’s mo’ dumb than y’all”)
14.MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey and Minnie live
15.NETWORK: Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line
16.ONLINE: Where to walk when taking the sobriety test
17.ROM: Where the Pope lives
18.SCREEN: The thing that helps keep the “skeeters” off the porch
19.SERIAL PORT: A red wine you drink with breakfast
20.SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak’s employee of the year
21.TERMINAL: Time to call the undertaker

Joke removed by admin based on general feedback.

A Polack began hitting on a rather attractive broad in the local bar.

After a few drinks, he asked her, “So, how would you like to come back to my place for a party?”

“Well,” she said, “It’s only fair to tell you that I am a lesbian.”

“Oh really!” he replied in his most charming tone. “How are things over there in Beirut, anyway?”