Ethnic Cultural Jokes

Q: Why don’t eskimo women wear dresses? A: Cause they’ll get chapped lips

One day a man was sick and tired of winter so he tied his snow shoes on the top of his car and drove south. When he got to Kansas City he pulled over and asked if any one knew what was on top of his car. Someone said, “Aren’t they snow shoes?”

“Yes,” he replied and got back in his car then drove further south. Finally he got to S.Carolina and pulled into a gas station. Pointing to the roof of his car, he asked, “Do you know what these are?” And Billy Bob said, “No sir.” “Thank god”, the man said “I think I’ll make this town my home.”

Later that week he had a flat tire and went back to the gas station. “I don’t see Billy Bob anywhere, do you know where he is?”

The gas station attendent replies, “The last time I saw Billy he was headed north with a black man tied to the roof of his car.”

If an infinite number of rednecks, riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks, fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world’s great literary works in Braille.

How can you tell that Adam and Eve were white?

-Ever known a brother who would part with a rib?

One day a little boy was watching some cows in a field. There was a brown cow, a white cow and a bull. After a few mintues the boy runs into the house where his home is.

“Mommy, the bull is fucking the brown cow!” the boy says

“Now Billy, that is not what we say, we say the bull surprised the brown cow.”

The little boy leaves and then comes back a little while later.

“Mommy, mommy!” the boys cries

“I know what you are going to say, the bull surprised the white cow.”

“He sure did. He is fucking the brown cow again!”